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I’m pretty sure my life would be 100% more fruitful if I had someone like Dr. Cox in it.

Someone texted me saying they wanted to see me in my pjs. So, I sent them this. Probably should’ve mentioned that my pjs are just a fuzzy sock over my dick. :*

Someone texted me saying they wanted to see me in my pjs. So, I sent them this.

Probably should’ve mentioned that my pjs are just a fuzzy sock over my dick. :*

My friend is going to Argentina for a month, and is leaving me with the keys to his apartment in LA.

I feel like I should abuse this in some way, shape, or form.

When things are good, they’re great. When things are bad, they only get worse. Why can’t my life just be a perfect moderation of both?

Me. :*

Me. :*

Not Another Teen Movie is on Netflix.

Time to go re-live my teen years. :*

Hey~

Hey~